Some Humour – Funny quotes!

Hello readers!! I have come across some funny quotes also quite real.. Have a look.

1) A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together decide that nothing can be done.πŸ˜†πŸ˜…

2) The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t like, drink what you don’t like and do what you would better not.πŸ˜‘πŸ˜

3) Walk groundly, talk profoundly, drink roundly, sleep soundly.πŸ’€πŸ˜΄

4) Behind every achievement is a proud wife and a surprised mother-in-law.🀭

5) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have, the older she gets the more interested he is in her.🀣🀣

6) Don’t talk until you can improve silence.🀫

7) Speeches are like babies – easy to conceive, but hard to deliver.

8) I am not a vegetarian because I love animals. I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. (🀦…thug life)

9) People in the hell – where do they tell people to go!πŸ€·πŸ’

10) The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along well is that they have a common enemy.πŸ˜†πŸ˜πŸ€—

11) Middle age is when your narrow waist and broad mind exchange places!

12) You cannot hold back a good laugh any more than you can the tide. Both are forces of nature.

13) Youth is when you blame all the troubles on your parents. Maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

14) He knows nothing; and he thinks he knows everything. That points clearly to a political career.πŸ‘¨β€πŸŽ“πŸ˜€

15) Why is laughter the best medicine? When the best medicine is unaffordable, the patient can do nothing but laugh.😜πŸ€ͺ

16) He’s a distinguished man of letters. He works for the post office.🀭

17 ) There is enough in this world for everybody’s need, but there cannot be enough for everyone’s greed.πŸ€¬πŸ€‘

18) Politicians promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.😎

19) The nice thing about egoists is that they don’t talk about other people.☺️

20) When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ears to find out if it has stopped.⌚😀

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